Friday, January 13, 2023

Bells and Whistles

 


       


    
He called my computer "obsolete". . . the cursor had become unreliable.  So I 'chatted' on line with a support person and described the situation. When I told him the model number and year of purchase (2012),  he gave a couple of possible 'solutions' for my 'obsolete' model.  When I asked about bringing it  to a nearby retail store for repair by one of their 'geniuses', he broke the verdict clearly . . . they no longer service my model. 
  A reliable computer is a 'must' for my profession.  After researching model options, I selected the one seemingly best suited for my work and drove to the store.  The Associate who assisted me was very knowledgeable, helpful and patient with my less than eloquent tekky vocabulary.  And, sure enough, he confirmed that my selection did not have unnecessary "bells and whistles".

   Even so, my new computer has  more of those "bells and whistles" than I will ever use or need.  I decided to consult word-smiths (aka dictionaries) for some clues about the meaning of that cliche. In no particular order, here are some offerings: gadgetry, added features, ingenious device, frill, doodad, flashiness, adornment, jazziness, luxury.  Right now, I would just like to know how to send email.  On the 'obsolete' machine, my fingers inadvertently inserted an incorrect letter. Now I am unable to use the mail feature even after 'migrating' data to the new one  . Maybe one of the geniuses (geni ?) can correct that little detail.

   While I opted not to buy one of the pricier models, this one still came in at about half  of the cost of my first car, albeit that was in 1961.  Before the Sales Associate reached me, I had begun a chat with a young policeman perched in a corner and keeping an eye on activities.  Passing by him as I was leaving, I teased, "I have just bought a computer and need to rob a bank. Can you tell me which one has the least security so  that I can go there ?"  He laughed and said, "Get outta here !"  At least he didn't blow his whistle at me !

    Satchel

6 comments:

  1. Who would've thought, my old college professor - " the Jokester"

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  2. Good one Ron and welcome to the 21rst century!

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  3. I bought my computer in 2006.So far it is still working . It has amaze me time and time again.
    Alan sasser

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  4. Great one, Ron. Many people will appreciate your experience, because they have had it too. I am one of them. Loved the bank robber quip.

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  5. As a person in the business of designing digital controllers - computers for dedicated tasks - and an almost hourly user of computers, believe it or not, I too can relate. Every new machine or even update prompts the question, “OK, what won’t work this time?”
    For me ... and for most people ... a computer is a tool. Some “upgrades” are beneficial and others, well, not so much. Almost all require a certain amount of retraining which is rarely factored into the “cost” of the upgrade.
    In contrast, one of my primary items goes to a customer who measures every change through the glass of how much effort will the user have to expend to get the newer version to work at least as well as the older one.
    Being someone who has difficulty throwing away something that is perfectly functional, yet dated - whether it be a computer or a person - my oldest still-functioning laptop dates to around 2007. The one I am composing this on is 2 years old and the newest addition is dated to one month ago.
    Go rob that bank - and make it a Wells Fargo.

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  6. I had to buy a new laptop after inadvertently getting water on the prior model (which was not that old). While I appreciate faster/smarter/better, somedays I just want to throw the whole thing out and start over with paper.

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