Bells and Whistles

 

       

    He called my computer "obsolete". . . the cursor had become unreliable.  So I 'chatted' on line with a support person and described the situation. When I told him the model number and year of purchase (2012),  he gave a couple of possible 'solutions' for my 'obsolete' model.  When I asked about bringing it  to a nearby retail store for repair by one of their 'geniuses', he broke the verdict clearly . . . they no longer service my model. 

  A reliable computer is a 'must' for my profession.  After researching model options, I selected the one seemingly best suited for my work and drove to the store.  The Associate who assisted me was very knowledgeable, helpful and patient with my less than eloquent tekky vocabulary.  And, sure enough, he confirmed that my selection did not have unnecessary "bells and whistles".

   Even so, my new computer has  more of those "bells and whistles" than I will ever use or need.  I decided to consult word-smiths (aka dictionaries) for some clues about the meaning of that cliche. In no particular order, here are some offerings: gadgetry, added features, ingenious device, frill, doodad, flashiness, adornment, jazziness, luxury.  Right now, I would just like to know how to send email.  On the 'obsolete' machine, my fingers inadvertently inserted an incorrect letter. Now I am unable to use the mail feature even after 'migrating' data to the new one  . Maybe one of the geniuses (geni ?) can correct that little detail.

   While I opted not to buy one of the pricier models, this one still came in at about half  of the cost of my first car, albeit that was in 1961.  Before the Sales Associate reached me, I had begun a chat with a young policeman perched in a corner and keeping an eye on activities.  Passing by him as I was leaving, I teased, "I have just bought a computer and need to rob a bank. Can you tell me which one has the least security so  that I can go there ?"  He laughed and said, "Get outta here !"  At least he didn't blow his whistle at me !

    Satchel